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07/21/2009:
I want to give out "special thanks" to the following who have helped us through the process of planning this wedding. All have given a bit of their time, their home, a helping hand, and just random things we need. With them this experience has become memorable to me. KUDOS!!!
- Steven Fisher
- Amanda Johnson
- Tina Row
- Ron and Betty Nieman
- Abby & Devin Fisher
- Sally & Mark Hollibaugh
- Roileen & Greg Domingues
- The Hutson Family
- Sara Fisher
- Linda Gardner
- Sheila Peterson
- Cheryl & Tom Xanthos
- AnnMarie Swanson
- Francine Barton
- GroupUSA
- David's Bridal
05/07/2009:
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I have been held captive for almost 3 years. I’m looking at 20 years to life with maximum security. I’m being forced to write something about myself in one paragraph. Right, whatever you say buddy. Now, can I please get a side of ranch with my fries? Are you there? Silence….Psycho man is busy with his World of Warcraft game please leave a message after the tone. Good for him. This gives me alone time either playing the piano or guitar and to scrapbook.
I like to take long walks on the beach with my $5 foot long Subway sandwich. I enjoy music by Third Eye Blind, Sublime, Etta James and Tom Jones, while I dance like Carlton from the TV show, Fresh Prince of Bel Air. Steven has shown me some of his moves. You may have seen him at Jamaica’s Got Talent and Dancing With The Tzars. Steven got booted off American Technician Idol. He claimed the CRS program is possessed. Simon thought it was his worst performance yet. Fans disagreed, so they decided to get Jesse Jones (a local investigator/reporter)
Yes, Steven I am definitely enjoying this. I’ll send you the bill.
I do apologize for that small interruption.
So, let’s begin a few things about me……
Ten years ago I was a super hero. They called me Expando Prego. My powers consisted of fatigue, glowing skin, food cravings, and a magical belly where it was said to be a prize inside.
One day, I met with The Raging Hormones. The last time we had a run-in, they casted mood swings on me. I lost that battle. They were said to be such powerful ninjas. Some claim The Raging Hormones have made men feel irritable and emotional too. Some men are denying this, but they’ll snap out of it.
Several stretch marks later, I put up my cape and took up motherhood.
During my spare time I work, cook meals, clean, and run errands free of charge. I have two wonderful clients, can’t complain, it’s a piece of cheesecake. Yeah right, I must be out of my mind.
Well, that concludes my end of the bargain. Thank you for your short attention span. I could’ve made it easier and described myself in three words. I like the challenge and thought you would too.
I hope to see you at our wedding.
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